The Goal

The Goal by Elle Kennedy
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

⭐3 stars⭐

All the messages are from last night, and they’re bizarre as fuck.

Garrett: The hells, D?!

Dean: It’s not what you think!!

Logan: It’s hard to mistake ur romantic bath with that giant pink thing! In ur ass!

Dean: It wasn’t in my ass!

Garrett: I’m not even going to ask where it was

Dean: I had a girl over!

Garrett: Suuuuuuuuure

Logan: Suuuuuuuuure

Dean: I hate you guys

Garrett: <3

Logan: <3

Me: Wait… what did I miss?

Dean messages immediately with, "Why do you guys have dildo pics handy?"

Logan: ALINIMB

Dean: ??

Me: ??

Garrett: At Least It’s Not In My Butt.

I snort to myself, because I’m starting to piece it together.

Logan: Nice, G! U got that on the first try!

Garrett: We spend too much time 2gether.

Me: PLEASE tell me u caught D playing w/ dildos.

Logan: Sure did.

Dean is quick to object again.

"I HAD A GIRL OVER!"

Well i know this is technically from the prev book but i love my boys and had a nice laugh with this scene so i go with it :3

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The Score

The Score by Elle Kennedy
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

⭐3.5 stars⭐

There are five unread messages on the screen,

Logan: Hey, bro, Wellsy’s friend Allie is crashing at our place this weekend.

Logan: Keep your dick in your pants. G and I aren’t in the mood to beat u senseless if u try something. Wellsy might be in the mood for violence, tho. So: dick = pants = don’t bother our guest.

Hannah: Allie’s staying with u guys til Sunday. She’s in a vulnerable place right now. Don’t take advantage of her or else I’ll be unhappy. And u don’t want to make me unhappy, do u?

I snicker. Hannah, diplomatic as always. I quickly scan the last two messages.

Garrett: Allie’s gonna crash in my room.

Garrett: Your dick can stay in your room.

Jeez, what is everybody’s fascination with my dick?

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The Mistake

The Mistake by Elle Kennedy
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

⭐3 stars⭐

"Hey," I say as inspiration strikes. "What if I steal the words to "Amazing Grace"? I can change it to...um...Terrific Grace."

"Yup," Garrett cracks. "Pure gold right there. Terrific Grace."

I ponder the next line. "How sweet..."

"Your ass," Tucker supplies.

Garrett snorts. "Brilliant minds at work. Terrific Grace, how sweet your ass."

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The Deal

The Deal by Elle Kennedy
My rating: 5 of 5 stars

⭐5 stars⭐

"What is wrong with you? Why aren't you freaking out right now? Garrett Graham is sitting in your booth. He talked to you."

"Holy shit, he did? I mean, his lips were moving, but I didn't realize he was talking."

Oh Hannah :D

Sometimes people sneak up on you and suddenly you don’t know how you ever lived without them.

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